Fuck. Yes. Officially.

Random Randomness that no one cares about.

Shouldn’t that phrase alone stop me from writing whatever I’m about to write?

You would think so… but no.

1. I haven’t had a single drink in 4 days. That’s not a lot to some people but to a borderline alcoholic, I’m impressed with myself.
2. I’ve started watching “Invader Zim” on Netflix, shit is hilarious.
3. Tomorrow, before work, I vow to be productive. Change oil, buy cat food, make schedule, don’t be a lazy fucking bum, etc.

Every time I vacuum.

(via fuckyeah1990s)

PLEASE!

(Source: wholockian-fettish, via darthvadergps)

memecollection:

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This is me so hard.

Does anyone know why milk is limited? Seriously

Stolen from Estelle. Love it

Everyone looks at me like I’m an idiot when I say this.

(via sonofafilmgeek)

fystarwars:

KEEP CALM.. (by Misery)

Keep calm and kill the father you never had.

(via starwarsfuckyeah)

"I’m not racist, I love black people. I love Oprah, especially when she acts black."

Randy (Ethan Suplee) on “My Name Is Earl”

Love the back and forth between Roz and Niles.

demonsee:

BREAK by `DanLuVisiArt

Yes!

demonsee:

Darkness by Mike McKone

Beelzebub.

youngjusticer:

Criminals in Gotham would be goners if they had to face this guy…

Batman Beyond, by Alex.

Gotham City is fuuuucked

theartofanimation:

Tony Sandoval

woah